Every week, once a week I’ll be posting some cartoons and otherwise humorous anecdotes on Jehovah’s Witnesses and organized religion in general. Enjoy…

How many Jehovah’s Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. They all live in Brooklyn, and they have to keep changing it every day for “new light.”

Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you’ve seen the light!

Heaven

Heaven is manifested as a huge skyscraper, and Gabriel is the elevator-operator. As each new entrant arrives, he asks for their religious affiliation, and each is taken to the appropriate floor:

Gabriel asks, “Religious affiliation?”
“Methodist.”
Peter looks down his list, and says, “I’ll let you off at floor 24, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13.”
Another arrives at the elevator. “Religious affiliation?”
“Southern Baptist.”
“We’ll go to floor 66, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13.”
A third arrives. “Religious affiliation?”
“Reformed Jew.”
“Get off at floor 35, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13.”
One of the passengers finally asks, “I can understand there being different floors for different religions, but why must we be quiet as we pass the 13th floor?”
“Well, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are on that floor, and the loving Father has mandated this rule out of sheer kindness” explains Gabriel. “You see, only a small group of them imagined that they would be here in the first place - and they think they’re the only ones here.”